I understand now. It must be my cologne (or lack thereof). I have discovered an amazing talent for repelling people. Take for example my studying in the fishbowl--as in right now. When I came in, there were few people and none that I knew. So I sat down by myself. After a while some people that I do know happened in and, lo and behold, they wave hello and sit elsewhere. This happens not just once but multiple times. Same thing happens in chapel. I have plenty of room next to me, but people just wave and pass me by. And the bus, on tour. And the classroom. I am beginning to develop a complex. Either that or a neurosis. Or is that psychosis? Whatever.
I think I am going crazy. A lonely, embittered crazy. And it certainly doesn't help that I am super hungry and everything in College Place is closed. And I am out of jelly for sandwiches. Unfortunately, peanut butter and jelly has become a major food group. So essentially I am spiraling downward into a deep, dark oblivion of despair. Just kidding. But really. I need some jelly.
I quit.
